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Welcome to McBains.

A retreat from the city, a retreat into nature.

Come and chillax in style at McBains. With your own room, a wide array of books to cuddle in bed with, a river with healing powers, and a hiking trail into a valley so happy it’s called Happy Valley, McBains is the perfect getaway during these anxious times. 

We’re taking extra care to provide guests with super duper clean rooms, linen, cooking surfaces, toilets, and showers. With our many nooks, books and crannies you can make use of our immediate facilities and the wide expanses of nature that abound in every direction with nary a human in sight and get your 2020 back on track… 

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JUSTIN 082 320 4522 / MA’AYAN 083 462 5991

General Info

McBains is situated at the summit of the Bainskloof Pass, offering venue hire and accommodation for up to 40 people in an eclectic variety of rooms, cabins, and spaces. Fronting the Klein Sneeuberg Mountain and Witte River, McBains is blessed with stunning views and easy access to an abundance of river pools and mountain walks. We are at the top of a mountain and you need to drive up a scary (for some), winding mountain pass to get here. We have no cellphone reception, but you can get intermittent access from the road. We are a little bit rough around the edges – just how we like it.

General Info

McBains is situated at the summit of the Bainskloof Pass, offering venue hire and accommodation for up to 40 people in an eclectic variety of rooms, cabins, and spaces. Fronting the Klein Sneeuberg Mountain and Witte River, McBains is blessed with stunning views and easy access to an abundance of river pools and mountain walks.

We are at the top of a mountain and you need to drive up a scary (for some), winding mountain pass to get here. We have no cellphone reception, but you can get intermittent access from the road. We are a little bit rough around the edges – just how we like it.


Our priority is providing a space for you to unwind - without us tending to your every need. We have a wide range of books available for you to read while you are here. We encourage you to take some time off from your phone. Accordingly, we have no wi-fi.

However, if you're a doctor on call or an Instagram Influencer who needs wi-fi like the doctor's patient needs life support, we can hook you up. The real catharsis in coming to McBains is to be found in surviving the drive up the windy pass, jumping into the healing waters of the Witte River, grabbing a book and having a read and a snooze in bed, and catching the sunset. The Champagne Package involves hanging out in the hot tub followed by a Midnight Swim... you'll have to bribe the hosts to take part in this most visceral of experiences!

McBains is best enjoyed with a few mates: round up a crew of friends or family and book out a few rooms.

If you come with good vibes, you’ll have a good time. We make no apologies for the weather. Bring your own head torch - the paths are dark at night so that we can see the stars! We supply a towel on request, a duvet, pillow and a blanket as bedding. If you’re staying with us you’ll have your own clean bed in an awesome room. There’s a shared kitchen, outdoor lounge and deck area with fabulous views of the mountain and easy access to the river below.

If you come with good vibes, you’ll have a good time. We make no apologies for the weather. Bring your own head torch - the paths are dark at night so that we can see the stars! We supply a towel, a duvet, pillow and blanket as bedding. If you’re staying with us you’ll have your own clean bed in an awesome room. There’s a shared kitchen, outdoor lounge and deck area with fabulous views of the mountain and easy access to the river below.

When it’s time to pack, think: I’m going camping but I’m going to get to sleep in a comfy bed and there is a kitchen there with the basics and modest facilities to keep me clean. Please pack lightly and please assist us with waste management by taking home with you whatever recycling and refuse you are capable of.

We offer a variety of board and card games. Feel free to bring your own portable speaker and play your own music. The Village Noise curfew is at 11pm, which we aim to respect. You can always take your party into one of the rooms if you're still going strong. We usually light the hot tub at around 4pm and this is a great way to rinse off the day and soak away your worries. Wood for the hot tub as well as wood for braai'ing can be bought from us for R50 per crate if you don't manage to bring your own wood up the pass with you.

The nearest shops are in Wellington at the bottom of the pass, 15 minutes away. The SPAR on Main Road is probably the best spot to get meat and booze and last minute supplies. We have a full-time managerial couple (Calven and Magret) on site 24/7 to assist you during your stay.

We are fully self-catering have two communal self-catering kitchens with plenty of fridge space. Please consider when packing at home to remove all unnecessary packaging and bring your food up in a well considered cooler box. We have plenty of braai options as well as a pizza oven (which chows a lot of wood).

Drinks. Please feel welcome to bring your own and consider taking some of your recycling home with you as well. We can upcycle your glass beer bottles for our kombucha, which is our house blend of buchu and ginger, tastes divine, and is for sale for R25 a bottle. It's great on its own and as a mixer.

Accommodation

Cabins

Franklin

Upcycled Toolshed / Sleeps a family of 4. Double and 2 singles / Own deck / Near to braai area / rad family vibes

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Jonathan

Sleeps 5. Double, Bunk Bed, 1 single / Nearby access to outdoor bath, toilet and basin / epic vibes all round

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Sylvia

Sleeps 2 (Double Bed) / nearby access to 2 single outdoor baths and basin / romantic vibes / killer views

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Jack

Upcycled Pigeon Shed / Sleeps 2 (single beds) / Writer’s escape vibes

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Rooms

Enid

Sleeps up to 11 in Bunk Beds /
Shower and loo next door / Shares a sunny garden with Hunter / Backs onto the pizza courtyard it shares with Herman and K Sello / Great for kids with parents sleeping within earshot and for groups and families / Named after Enid Blyton /

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Hunter

Sleeps up to 2 / Double Bed / Shares a sunny courtyard with Enid / Next door to shared kitchen / Named after Hunter S Thompson

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Bob

Sleeps up to 2 / 1 big double bed / Close to amenities / Opens onto kitchen/ Views from your bed of Klein Wellington Sneeukop / Named after Bob Dylan


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Herman

Sleeps up to 2 / Small double bed / En-suite bath and loo / Opens onto pizza courtyard / Next door to K Sello / Named after Herman Charles Bosman and Hermann Hesse

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K Sello

Sleeps 1, or 2 snugglers / Three-quarter bed /
En-suite shower and loo / Opens onto pizza courtyard / Next door to Herman /
Easy access to car / Named after K Sello Duiker

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Dave and 'The Cave'

Subject to availability as Dave and 'The Cave' are usually reserved for takeovers. Dave sleeps up to 6 with I double bed, 1 bunk bed, and a baby cot.

The Cave has 1 double bed, 2 single beds, 2 fold out couches and it ppens onto the downstairs kitchen lounge / Movie watching entertainment area / Great for a 'sitvas' !

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Contact

Contact Us

All our booking enquiries are handled via e-mail or through the message system below.
Bookings can only be made by referral and charm. You have to know someone who has been to McBains before and that person has to vouch for you (referral). This referral system holds everyone accountable and keeps the crazies out.

If you happen to be a crazy in that you don’t know us, are making enquiries coming in from the cold, and aren’t actually all that crazy, you can make your case (charm) as to why we should consider hosting you in the MESSAGE section of the booking enquiry below. Either way, e-mail us below